Can I Get Laid Without an iPhone? Ask Bambi Sue ... Because She Knows
Dear Bambi Sue
I am the kind of guy who always likes to be on top of what is new and happening in the scene in Manhattan. I never miss the opening of a new club, show or exhibit or gallery, and every night I’m at a hot party where all the fabulous people and pretty boys are. My friend recently told me, "Girl, we are so fabulous that to us the A-List is the B-List."
The one place I am not fashion forward is technology. I have not gotten into the iPhone craze for some reason. Bambi, is it possible that after wearing the best clothes to the best parties and hanging with the choicest boys that I have missed the boat communications wise?
There is this app called Grindr and it is the hottest hook up craze going. The other night I was at dinner and my peeps were comparing notes on Grindr and showing each other the cute boys they chat with and have hooked up with. I suspect some of the headless torsos are not real -- that they are put up there to keep people interested, because they all seem to be 27, in great shape and looking for fun, even at clubs. This is simply too good to believe.
So Bambi, have I missed the opening of the hippest new hook-up spot by having a clunky old Palm phone and not a Grindr-friendly phone? Is it possible the hottest place to be in town to hook up with a cute guy could have been in the palm of my hand all along?
Dear Phoney Balogney
Baby, if the iPhone is the new nightspot, Grindr Is the Kenny Kenny at the gate. It wouldn’t surprise me if at the onset, the developers may have had a few extra cuties loaded on to the site to spice it up.