Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Be wary of any tagline that reads, "Classic tale, new twist." Such is the case with "Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters," a mostly unpleasant viewing experience after which you'll want eighty-seven minutes of your life back. An extended unrated cut has made its way on the Blu-ray, not adding any extra value.
As kids, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) survived being burned alive by a witch. After this initial prologue, we flash forward, and the two attractive siblings are all grown up, yet the year in which the film takes place is unclear.
Now bounty hunters, Hansel and Gretel take on an array of bloody witches and, in the interim, drop as many F-bombs as possible for an R-rated movie. What was once a children's story has turned into a lewd adult train wreck, featuring lots of nudity and horror gore.
At the very least, "Hansel and Gretel" has Renner and Arterton, two established actors stuck in an inane screenplay with over-the-top CGI effects. It would've worked much better had the actual fable of their childhood been used instead of making them adults.
The film is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek but ends up being a silly and risqué live-action cartoon.
Blu-ray's special features include:
Reinventing Hansel & Gretel
The Witching Hours
Meet Edward the Troll
"Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters"
Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack