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Naked Man Stops Times Square With Chicken Dance and Rant About Trump

Thursday Jun 30, 2016

Locals and tourists alike got an eyeful this morning at the crossroads of the world when a 21-year-old man stripped down to nothing, screamed about fashion and Donald Trump before jumping off of the iconic red steps at the uptown end of Times Square.

According to the New York Post, it all started a little before 8 a.m., when a man randomly screamed at a woman and threw his wristwatch at her. He shortly thereafter took off all of his clothes in front of the Disney Store at 46th Street and 7th Avenue.

"Get that bitch Debbie," the man screamed. "I want to talk to Debbie!"

As the police approached him, he demanded a meeting with Donald Trump.

Standing on top of the red glass steps over the TKTS booth at 47th Street he screamed: "Donald Trump where are you, Donald Trump, where the fuck are you?!"

Ironically, despite being naked, the man also screamed about his love of clothes.

"I love fashion, it's taught me so much!" he yelled.

After spitting at police and doing a nude version of the Chicken Dance, the man wriggled away from a policeman's grasp and fell 16 feet to the pavement, missing the inflated air bag police put there to break his fall.

An ambulance was called and the man was taken to Bellevue Hospital.


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