EDGE Rewind: Mr. Man Asks: Who Has Film's Best Junk?

Sunday January 29, 2023
Originally published on August 23, 2022

Aaron Taylor-Johnson in "A Million Little Pieces"
Aaron Taylor-Johnson in "A Million Little Pieces"  (Source:IMDb)

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The adult website Mr. man.com has come up with a novel bracket in which fans can vote for which celebrity has the best cock seen on films and television. The bracket is called "Cockapalooza." It's like college basketball's "March Madness" ... but for penises.

"From Michael Fassbender's knee-slapper to Ewan McGregor's legendary uncut goodness to Josh O'Connor's all around just damn perfect penis, more stars than you think have revealed their manhood on screen. We scoured our comprehensive nudity database for the biggest, fattest, and longest celebrities' penises ever seen on screen, and it's up to you to vote for your favorite!" the site says.

There have been four rounds of brackets since August 12 which started with 64 celebs. Such big names as Christopher Meloni, Tom Cruise, Jonathan Groff,, Daniel Craig, Bradley Cooper, and Alexander Skarsgard were eliminated in the first round. The "Sweet 16" of Round Three saw Michael Fassbender go up against Adam Demos (famous for his shower scene in "Sex/Life" on Netflix), Josh O'Connor paired with German actor Max Riemelt, British actor Mark Rylance competing with Paul Dawson (from the breakthrough film "Shortbus"), and many others.

So who are in the final eight?

Juan Carlos Maldonado, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Jesse LaVercombe, Ansel Wolf Pierce, Michael Fassbender, Max Riemelt, Paul Dawson, and Gaspard Ulliel.

If you want a say in who moves on to the final four on August 24, go vote at Mr. man.com.