Only in Florida: Company Makes Pill to Make Semen Taste Sweet

by Jason St. Amand

National News Editor

Friday November 7, 2014

We've all been there...but one Florida company is looking to make your man's spunk taste like something...manageable.

The Miami News Times reports adult products company HiPleasures created a new product called the "Sugar Cum" pill. According to the product's Facebook page, Sugar Cum is "an all-natural pill used to invigorate anyone's sexual experience. Each of the ingredients are 100% ALL NATURAL, SAFE and even NUTRITIONALLY BENEFICIAL for you." The pill, which can be purchased online and is available in select stores in Miami, can also make a woman "taste sweeter."

Jezebel pointed out that, according to the HiPleasures' website, the pill contains "Proprietary Blend 650mg, Pineapple Extract, Acai Extract, Papaya Extract, Wheatgrass Extract & cinnamon." It also contains magnesium stearate and gelatin.

Five packets, which apparently contains 10 capsules, will run you $19.99. It's also recommended you take the pill an hour before you have sex.

The Miami News Times writes the Florida-based company is "the brainchild of adult product manufacturer Brittani Feinberg and the first in a line of sex enhancements the company will be producing."

HiPleasures' site offers some testimonials, which are pretty amazing:

I was skeptical at first. My girlfriend always complained whenever I asked for a blowjob. I'm a guy and of course like her to swallow. For the sake of getting some slob on my knob, I tried Sugar Cum and hell yea, she liked it! Now, she's the one asking for it. She said it used to taste bitter, but now it's sweet. I'm definitely going to take it every day. It's worth it. - Jake

No one knows how to eat a peach better than a woman, sorry guys. We're here, we're queer, get used to it. But real talk, there is a lot that goes on inside a woman's body which can make us feel self conscious and un-refreshed down there. Unfortunately it makes it difficult to pleasure some girls and is a turn off. Thanks to Sugar Cum I can eat juicy peaches all day again. - Jess