'50 Shades of Trump': Gay Erotic Novel Goes to No. 1 on Amazon List

Did you ever want to read a "50 Shades of Grey" inspired gay erotic novel based on Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump? No? Well, too bad!

Perez Hilton reports earlier this month, Elijah Daniel, 22, was inspired to write some fan-fiction based on the GOP frontrunner, which is called "Trump Temptations: The Billionaire and the Bellboy."

It's an erotic tale of two men and takes place in 2012 Hong Kong. A bellboy meets a mysterious stranger with "tacky luggage," who smells like slime.

"It was him. It was Donald! He stood there in front of me, like a tall stallion. With his oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy Cheeto, his hair unkept and messy, like a gorgeous rat's nest. He was beautiful," an excerpt reads.

Another fabulous section reads:

His gorgeous ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants...

His Wikipedia page says he's 69 years young, what a magical number. I'd like to find out more about that. It also says that his nickname is The Donald, but I'm pretty sure they mean Daddy.

Perez reports Daniel became intoxicated and wrote the novel in four hours.

The book, which is 10 pages long, is currently no. 300 on Amazon's Best Sellers Rank: Paid in Kindle Store. It's also no. 1 on a number of LGBT-related e-books, including Amazon's Gay and Humorous Erotica lists, earning a number of five-star reviews.

Last summer, a similar gay erotic novel made headlines, which featured notoriously anti-gay child actor Kirk Cameron and is called "Kirk Cameron & the Crocoduck of Chaos Magick."

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