Ill. Man Allegedly Steals $50 Pink Vibrator, Goes on Anti-Obama Rant

A man from Illinois was arrested after allegedly stealing a pink vibrator he hid in his underwear, according to a police report obtained by the Smoking Gun.

The report goes on to say Christopher Hucko, 44, who said he didn't know how the sex toy got in his boxer shorts, later stripped naked inside his holding cell while making "derogatory comments about President Obama."

Hucko was arrested last month after he allegedly walked out of an Orland Park, Ill. (a suburb of Chicago) sex store with a $48 Euphoria G-Spot Delight vibrator stashed away in his pants. An employee from Lovers Lane called police after she believed Hucko "put merchandise in his pants." She added she noticed "a large bulge" in his pants.

Cops confronted Hucko as he left the store and officer Anthony Carone asked the suspect "what he had stuffed in his pants."

"My penis," Hucko replied, adding he had a tattoo of a cherry on his penis and asked the cop if he wanted to see it.

Police searched Hucko and found the pink vibrator "under his boxers." Carone said he "asked Christopher how that got there, to which he replied that he had no idea." Police also found marijuana and a pot pipe in Hucko's belongings.

After Hucko was arrested by Orland Park Police Department, he was placed in a holding cell where he "stripped completely naked" and yelled "comments about his political views and derogatory comments about President Obama."

When he was read his Miranda rights, Hucko signed his name as "Obama is a criminal," according to reports.

Hucko was charged with retail theft, pot possession and possession of drug paraphernalia, which are all misdemeanors. The suspect has a rap sheet, which includes multiple larceny arrests, the Smoking Gun reports.

The vibrator in question was not seized as evidence by police, the website adds. Police took pictures of the sex toy, which provides "vibrating butterfly kisses" and features "stimulating motion beads."