August 14, 2016
Summer Peen Wars Continue as Adrian Grenier Enters the Fray
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This has been the summer of peens. First there were the Bieber pics, then Orlando Bloom went full-frontal and 50 Cent complained that the tip of his penis was shown without his permission. Now Adrian Grenier has gotten into the mix.
According to the Daily Beast, Grenier has it all over his celebrity peen peers.
"This story has it all: Adrian Grenier, former Bachelor contestants, Andy Cohen, a bush, and climate change," the DB reports.
The "Bachelor" connection is 2014 season 16 winner Courtney Robertson, who wrote a tell-all book about her experiences on the show "I Didn't Come Here to Make Friends," claims to have hooked up with the 40-year old actor, who hasn't done much since "Entourage" went off the air in 2011, save the dreadful film based on the series that polluted multiplexes last summer.
"After bonding over 'mutual loneliness in L.A.,' Robertson writes that she and the star went on a date," the DB story continues. "In a chapter titled 'Catwalking & Starfucking'-this is such a good book-she confesses that Grenier'had the biggest penis I'd ever seen-and the biggest bush!' In light of this new, crucial piece of information, the concept of Entourage actually starts to make sense."
This was all confirmed by Grenier, who has been devoting himself to environmental causes of late, went on Andy Cohen's show this past Wednesday. Cohen veered the conversation away from talk of global warming.
"Grenier, who is a 40-year-old adult, boasted that he was 'just glad she got the size right.' When Cohen corroborated that Robertson 'said you had the biggest dick she's ever seen,' Grenier replied, 'And she's seen a couple of them huh.' Between the casual misogyny and the phallocentrism, it was like the Entourage sequel we never asked for. The actor continued, 'I mean, you're always on the edge of your seat waiting for something bad to be revealed about you... And then every once and a while it's not so bad.'
Alas, there are no pics to corroborate Ms. Robertson's claims.
