January 12, 2017
#GoldenShowersGate Inspires Trump-Themed Gay Erotic Fiction
READ TIME: 2 MIN.
An erotic 4,300 word tale of "sizzling human on gay Russian dinosaur prostitute action, including anal, blowjobs, cream pies, rough sex, facials, watersports and corrupt political figure love." That's just part of the description of a Donald Trump-inspired gay erotic fan ficiton e-book that launched for Amazon Kindle on Wednesday following Tuesday's #GoldenShowersGate allegations about the President-elect.
"Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On," a 35-page e-tome, features the exploits of millionaire real estate tycoon Domald Tromp, who was born into wealth.
According to the description on Amazon, Tromp has grown thirsty for something more from life; something a little darker, a little weirder, a little more taboo. To satiate these cravings of the forbidden, Domald has embarked on one of his usual trips to Russia. Little does he know that this particular vacation will change his life forever.
Not so loosely satirizing the now infamous dossier published by Buzzfeed this week that alleged Trump paying for water sports by Russian hookers at the Moscow Ritz Carlton, the fan fiction has protagonist Domald Tromp followed around by a camera crew from the Buttz Carlton Hotel as he turns Moscow upside down; sampling some illegal unicorn horn cuisine and hiring a handsome gay T-Rex prostitute.
The plot takes an odd turn "when Domald suggests the handsome dinosaur pee on his butt, a political scandal begins to unfold unlike anything in the history of hardcore anal pounding!"
The e-novella is the work of author Chuck Tingle, whose other work includes "Space Raptor Butt Redemption," "Fake News, Real Boners," "Slammed In The Butt By Domald Tromp's Attempt To Avoid Accusations Of Plagiarism By Removing All Facts Or Concrete Plans From His Republican National Convention Speech" and numerous other titles.