February 21, 2017
Watch: Oh...There's a 'Riverdale' Porn Parody Now
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"Riverdale" turning out to actually be a good show is now the least surprising news about the teen soap based on the Archie Comics.
Pornhub made the steamy "Riverdale" ("Archie got hot!") into something even more sexy with an XXX parody called "Beaverdale."
Produced by WoodRocket Productions, "Beaverdale" is a 90-minute film that turns the otherwise wholesome Archie, Betty, Veronica and Jughead into a horn crew, the A.V. Club points out.
"Finally, the question that has weighed heavily on the mind of man since the dawn of time will be answered!" Pornhub writes. "Who will Archie have sex with, Betty or Veronica? Or both? It's time to find out this and more, like whose jugs Jughead will juggle and who will finally get a taste of that sweet Cherry."
In a press release (via the A.V. Club), Pornhub Vice President Corey Price said he "can confirm that Archie is finally able to live out his (wet) dream of a threesome with Betty and Veronica."
Below, watch two semi-SFW "Beaverdale" trailers.
