10 Instagram Pics from Hot Daddy Matthew William Bishop

"Oh Captain, My Captain," is a poem by Walt Whitman. But unlike the gloom depicted in that story, Bishop is all smiles and gratitude as he salutes his adoring fans from the helm. This voyage is a cruise on the waters of Dubai, and we all would probably like to be under the watchful command of this captain and his "Love Boat."

Taking Bishop away from the beach doesn't mean he can't still be in the sand. With a few friends and a dune buggy, our heartthrob is taking his adventure off-road through the gritty terrain of Dubai. Just like Miranda, Carrie, Charlotte, and Samantha did in "Sex and the City 2," Bishop is exploring the desert of the Middle East. Hopefully, unlike those ladies, this quest didn't involve someone falling off a camel.

Camo shorts and sunglasses are the mood of the day in this snapshot. This photo really shows off Bishop's massive physique. And for most humans with regular thighs, the bottom of those shorts would probably fall to the knees, much like a lot of people would do if they saw this demi-god walking through their pool area.

If there were ever a live-action movie based on Tom of Finland artwork, Bishop would be perfectly cast for the role. Here, he explains that he is "off to LA for the week," and we can't help but wonder which commercial flight has that much arm room. Although the lens of the camera might be contributing to the illusion, his arms look like they need a seat of their own.

This perfectly draped towel is the envy of most people who liked this post. As one commenter said, "Papacito hermoso." That means "beautiful daddy" in Spanish. Bishop isn't modest about the hard work he has put into his body over the past few years, but he is leaving at least one thing to the imagination.