Counting Down the Sexiest Music Videos of 2023

There's something powerful and special about sexy music videos. They can make the world feel like a better place for those 2-4 minutes where all that matters is that the artist had a hit song, a video camera, a stylist going for gold, and a dream to make the world both horny and want to dance.

We needed that energy during the wild and perplexing ride that was the year 2023. So now we come together in gratitude for the sexiest music videos from queer artists this year. There were so many to choose from, but we've done the difficult, vital work of selecting the top 14 sexiest for you.

SNOW WIFE - "F*CK"

There really is no subtle way to say that this video gives all night orgy inside the confessional booth energy. "F*CK" is unapologetically queer, undeniably horny, and absolutely NSFW.

Anitta - "Mil Veces"

This video is raunchy and passionate from beginning to end –from Anitta's hips rolling in the seat of her convertible red sports car, to the variety of positions and angles from which the pop star and her rockstar video boy (Måneskin's Damiano David) put on a display of their sensual chemistry.

Troye Sivan - "One Of Your Girls"

Troye Sivan's face in "One Of Your Girls" drag could launch a thousand ships right this second. Seeing the Aussie singer seducing a shirtless Ross Lynch (and by extension, every one of the millions of us who have viewed the video since) was truly a cultural reset. Sivan served face, hair, and pop girl realness in ways we still can't completely comprehend.

Megan Thee Stallion & Cardi B - "Bongos"

Ass shaking in every color of swimwear, at one point these rap queens simulate scissoring, and who could forget the absolute icon move of opening the song with a fierce "Eat this ass like a plum! This pussy tight like a nun!" Nobody is doing it like Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion. There could not be a better, bolder celebration of their endless talents and magnificent bodies than what "Bongos" delivers.

SZA - "Snooze"

Between the men playing SZA's love interests (Justin Bieber, Young Mazino, Woody McClain, and Benny Blanco –who eats fries and ketchup of SZA's naked body) and the seductive, shimmering, almost-nude dance she does for a robot at the end of the video, how could we not include this video?

LA CRUZ — "Quítate La Ropa"

The video for this LA CRUZ "reGAYton" hit offers up boxing gym fantasies –shirtless men thrusting and grinding on the ropes, twerking in the locker rooms, and dancing together after a shower. It's a sweaty, sexy party and we're all invited.

John Duff - "Somebody's Daughter"

"Somebody's Daughter" is a beautifully stylized video created from a frustration with mainstream artists using queer aesthetics for their straight music. In this switch up, which John Duff calls "straight baiting", we see the out gay artist singing about the woman who is featured alongside him, all the while he is being his undoubtedly gay self. It's a deeply NSFW video, which sees Duff mostly naked with playful props strategically placed to maintain a degree of modesty.