As Production Resumes on New 'White Lotus' Season, We've Curated Our Ultimate Dream Cast

Ever since Jennifer Coolidge's iconic Tanya fell to her death in the operatic conclusion of HBO's "The White Lotus," the gays have been obsessed. Whether you danced the night away at last year's Pride to the theme song as it crescendoed over a sick beat, or couldn't stop seeing "These gays! They're trying to murder me!" on every Instagram meme for months on end, there's no denying the fervor of one of the most talked about shows of the decade.

Now that the actor's strike has finally come to an end, excitement and intrigue is once again swirling around the upcoming third season, which was announced last March to be taking place in Thailand. So far, the only nugget out creator Mike White has dropped is that show will focus on "death and Eastern religion and spirituality." We're intrigued!

But what's even more intriguing is the mystery around which lucky thespians will be checking into the resort when the show finally resumes in 2025 (I know, we can't believe we have to wait that long either).

It's the golden ticket that any actor would dream to snatch, and while we'll have to hold onto our Vespa a bit longer before any announcements are made, our editors have curated a list with our ultimate dream cast....juuuust in case Mr. White is listening.

So far, the only Season 3 cast announced is the return of Natasha Rothwell's Belinda from Season 1, set to reprise her role. And we know that Harry Styles won't be part of the show.

Here's who else we would DIE (no pun intended) to see on our screens:

Jessica Lange

Let's face it, "American Horror Story" was never the same after this two-time Academy Award winner left the show. With her pained expressions and brilliantly biting delivery, Jessica would be the perfect choice for Season 3. Give her a backstory with lots of dark secrets, and we can only imagine what simmering rage might unleash onto the other guests, in the way only this powerhouse actress can.

Matt Bomer & Cheyanne Jackson

After seeing Matt Bomer more down and dirty than we've ever seen him before in Showtime's "Fellow Travelers," he automatically earns a spot on our list. Who doesn't want to see more of the human Ken doll himself, preferably bathing poolside? Perhaps he can be one half of a gay couple vacationing in the Far East. We're thinking Cheyanne Jackson would be great as his lover. Let's just make sure the couple is on shaky ground, which will ensure the viewers lots of passionate make-up sex.

Cate Blanchett

When we think of a rich, privileged, self-absorbed white woman who looks down upon the staff who serve her, we can't think of a better person to do it than miss Lydia Tár herself. A true master of her craft, Cate has not only the look, but the acting chops to back it up, leaving us enchanted with her every line.

Colman Domingo

If "The White Lotus" needs intrigue, Colman can definitely deliver. From Steven Spielberg's "Lincoln" to "If Beale Street Could Talk," Colman is proving to be one of the most interesting queer actors consistently working today. Let's not forget his heart-breaking role as a self-proclaimed "crackhead trying to do some good on this earth," mentoring the troubled Rue (Zendaya) on HBO's "Euphoria," where he reels off lengthy mouthfuls of dialogue without flinching. Domingo also stars in the long-deserved breakthrough role in Netflix's "Rustin," where he shines as the late gay civil rights activist and March on Washington organizer Bayard Rustin.

Niecy Nash

Our minds were utterly blown at Niecy's intense portrayal as Glenda Cleveland on "Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story." Niecy shocked the world with her dramatic acting skills and has proven herself as a comic actress with roles on "Getting On" and "Claws." So, we have no reservations about her tackling any role on the show, whether she be on the staff at the resort, or one of the guests. We'll let Mike White keep us guessing!

Hunter Schafer

Fresh off her "Hunger Games" stint, Schafer is now one of the most interesting trans actors out there. Whether she's sporting an albino look with no eyebrows, or donning glitter tears on "Euphoria," this elfin sprite can put on an intriguing show. We have no doubt she would stir up some trouble at "The White Lotus."

Pedro Pascal

He's just so lovable. Need we say more? Always the warm zaddy who fills our hearts, it might be fun to see Pedro turn to the dark side this time around. Somehow, we still don't think we'll stop loving him.

Sarah Paulson

I'm sure Ryan Murphy won't mind lending his "It" girl to Mike White for a role of a lifetime, so why not throw one of the best actresses of today onto one of the best shows, and see what happens? For some extra fun, we could even add her real-life partner Holland Taylor into the mix, and watch the fireworks explode.

Laura Dern

During a Jimmy Kimmel appearance last January, Laura addressed her sneaky "White Lotus" cameo, a brief but memorable voice performance as Abby Di Grasso in the show's second season. So, of course it makes sense that we bring her on in vivo for the follow-up season. After all, we know Mike White sees her genius, having cast cast her in the underrated masterpiece "Enlightened." It's time to give her the spotlight again!

Chloë Sevigny

We think Chloë deserves a spot on the staff in the new season. Always tortured, always put-upon, it's beyond fun to watch this masterful actor take misery to new heights.

Jean Smart

Can't you see Jean raising utter hell as a guest at the resort? We can! If her performance in Hacks tells us anything, it's that this diva knows how to grab our attention, but in a way that brings heart and soul to her every performance.

Timothée Chalamet

We think it's time for Timothy to go back to his roots by playing the ultimate twink again (move over Troy Sivan). Or better yet, could Troy also be in the cast to grab his attention? Just hide the peaches.

Henry Golding

This dreamboat just exudes rich, especially with his velvety accent that simply makes us swoon. Let's see, in the spirit of last season's iconic prostitutes, perhaps he could be a male escort, hired to seduce... Jean Smart?

And of course...Jennifer Coolidge!

Last but not least, do we really think Mike White won't figure out some way to include the icon again in this third season? After all, who says the series has to take place after the first and second seasons? There's plenty of ways to bring our favorite character back to life, even if it's in flashbacks or a prequel storyline. Jennifer finally got her due as a superstar in the series, and we think her star should keep shining!